expat
Sun Peaks, British Columbia, Canada
Male / 37
Member Since: Jun 15, 2009
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Bike I ride: 2009 Giant Reign X1, '99 Azonic DS1, '96 GT LTS DH, Imperial Tie Fighter
Favorite Trails: Forest of Dean,Sun Peaks BC
About Me: My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make melon helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first Nobel Peace Prize . At the age of 14, an Amazonian tribal elder named Bacon Rind ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
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Companies Supported: Fox Racing
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expat commented under gnarbar's blog ( Oct 20, 2011 at 23:53 )
excellent write up, it's exactly why I moved here too!
posted in "Group of Automotive Hotness" ( Oct 13, 2011 at 20:27 )
posted in "The Official GT5 Thread" ( Oct 5, 2011 at 15:29 )
posted in "Sexiest Old-School DH Bike Out There" ( Oct 5, 2011 at 11:03 )
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