Sun Peaks, British Columbia, Canada 
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| Bike I ride: | 2009 Giant Reign X1, '99 Azonic DS1, '96 GT LTS DH, Imperial Tie Fighter |
| Favorite Trails: | Forest of Dean,Sun Peaks BC |
| About Me: | My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make melon helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first Nobel Peace Prize . At the age of 14, an Amazonian tribal elder named Bacon Rind ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it. |
| Products Recommended: | none - View Products |
| Companies Supported: | Fox Racing |
excellent write up, it's exactly why I moved here too! About Us
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